Cleanest story possible
It was dawn.
"I have a dream!" He smilled & sniffed the air around.She had just farted;his dreams were shattered :D
"What dream?" She asked in a jiffy after pressing his nose.
"I need an oxygen mask,Mom" He shouted after inhaling my nuclear gas and ran towards the toilet to breathe better air but I cracked his intentions.
"Baby,I was on the 'THINKING CHAIR' 5 minutes ago. We can settle you're funeral with MJ's if you get in now" She said pointing towards the commode.
. . .To be Continued
